Introducing our hilarious and cheeky Funny New Baby Card, perfect for that expecting mom in your life! This card is guaranteed to bring a smile to her face as it playfully says, "I'm Sorry You Can't Drink. Or Fit Into Pants. Also... Here's A Gift That's Not For You." The sarcastic yet lovable design features bold and colorful typography, making it a standout choice among all the traditional baby cards out there. Whether you're looking to add a touch of humor or simply celebrate the joys of impending motherhood, this card is sure to be a hit. Don't miss the chance to bring laughter and joy to the new mom-to-be. Get your hands on this funny, one-of-a-kind card today!

Outside : I’m sorry you can’t drink. Or fit into pants (also… here’s a gift, that’s not for you)

Inside : Unleash your inner wordsmith - Blank Inside for your personal touch!

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-5.5 x 4.25 (A2) folded card
-A2 Envelope
-Blank on the Inside
-Professionally printed on quality heavy weight card stock

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We package all our cards in clear plastic sleeves. If you wish to have your card shipped sleeve-less please leave a note in notes to seller.

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US ORDERS 4-10 Business Days (up to 15)
CAN ORDERS 2-8 Business Days (Up to 12)

Canadian orders are shipped by standard mail via Canada Post. Canadian orders DO NOT come with tracking. If you need faster shipping or tracked shipping please select TRACKED (CANADA ONLY) shipping at checkout.

US orders are shipped by through Chits Chats using mail service USPS Standard Letter mail. US orders DO NOT come with tracking. If you need faster shipping or tracked shipping please select TRACKED (US ONLY) at checkout.

Once shipped, please allow approximately 2-15 business days (Unless upgraded to tracked) for orders shipping to Canada & United States to receive card . This is just an estimate and it can take longer depending on season, postal delays, etc.

Due to monitor and printer settings, the colors you see on your screen might be slightly different from your printed product.

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